happy third anniversary to the banana cronch!! (12.06.20)
the fact that op went through the effort to censor nick BEHIND the timeline AND censor his name in the title instead of just using s picture of griffin biting the banana is so, so pathetic.
hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-Dicks.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right fucking now.
i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I’d be like “A man” and the second he picks up a skateboard I’d be like “TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!”
literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family
….where did people think ‘london bridge is falling down’ came from?
i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise