sludgejudy:

lactose-intolerant-nihilism:

orbdog:

agarr:

happy third anniversary to the banana cronch!! (12.06.20)

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the fact that op went through the effort to censor nick BEHIND the timeline AND censor his name in the title instead of just using s picture of griffin biting the banana is so, so pathetic.

is that a fucking challenge

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miss-chicken:

tchaikovskaya:

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

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yo-dawg-nice:

caprisunsport:

hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-Dicks.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right fucking now.

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bogosbinted:

toddnet:

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

This is the most important post on this site

butchlizbian:

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I’d be like “A man” and the second he picks up a skateboard I’d be like “TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!”

jihaad:
“ jihaad:
“im screaming
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here’s his full anecdote on their mediocrity
great guy, though
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jihaad:

jihaad:

im screaming

here’s his full anecdote on their mediocrity

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great guy, though

beetledrink:

rercho:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

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this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

….where did people think ‘london bridge is falling down’ came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen" to a pizza

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